What the Wife Means

The wife says ; You Want
The wife means : You Want

The wife says : We need
The wife means : I want

The wife says : It your decision
The wife means : The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says : Do what you want
The wife means : You'll will pay this later

The wife says : We need to talk
The wife means : I need to complain

The wife says : Sure...go ahead
The wife means : I don;t want you to

The wife says : I not upset
The wife means : Of course ,, I am upset , you moron

The wife says : You are so manly
The wife means : You need to shave and sweat a lot

The wife says : Be romantic , switch off the light
The wife means : I have flabby thigh

The wife says : This kicthen is so inconvenience
The wife means : I want a new house

The wife says : I want new curtain
The wife means : Also carpeting, furniture and wall paper!

The wife says : I need wedding shoes
The wife means : The other thirty pairs are wrong shade of white

The wife says : Hang the picture there
The wife means : No, i mean hang it thers!

The wife says : I heard a noise
The wife means : I noticed you were almost asleep

The wife says : Do you love me ?
The wife means : I going to ask for something expensive

The wife says : How much do you love me?
The wife means : I did something today ,you not going to like

The wife says : I'll will be ready in a minute
The wife means : Yake off your shoe and taka a nap

The wife says : Am I fat
The wife means : Tell me , I am beautiful

The wife says : You have to learn to communicate
The wife means : Just agree with me

The wife says : Are you listening to me ?
The wife means : [ Too late . you doomed ]

The wife says : Yes
The wife means : No

The wife says : No
The wife means : No

The wife says : Maybe
The wife means : No

The wife says : I'm sorry
The wife means : You'll be sorry

The wife says : Do you like this recipe ?
The wife means : You better get used to it

The wife says : All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means : I'm coming back with enough to fill this place

The wife says : Was that the baby ?
The wife means : Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says : I'm not yelling!
The wife means : Yes, I am and I think this is important

IN ANSWER TO A QUESTION : "WHAT WRONG ?"

The wife says : The same old thing
The wife means : Nothing

The wife says : Nothing
The wife means : Everything

The wife says : Nothing , really
The wife means : It's just that you;re an idiot

The wife says : I don;t want to talk about it
The wife means : I', still building up steam